Don't you just hate it when you step into an elevator and stumble upon the worst B.O. you've ever smelled in your life? Unfortunately, you are on the top floor of the building and the elevator stops at each floor on its way down. Everyone that gets on looks right at you...as if you were the source. You want to scream at the top of your lungs, "IT ISN'T ME!"
Brought to mind the Seinfeld episode of the "Mutant B.O." that got left in the car from the parking valet guy.
In real life, it's not nearly as funny. Why is that?