Wednesday, March 30, 2011
My family versus the volcano
The headache starts first, followed immediately by an overwhelming urge to snap at anyone who talks to me. I feel irritable and annoyed without knowing why. I am put out if I have to answer even the most simple, basic question. It is all I can do to not throw a giant tantrum at the horror and injustice of having to speak. Then, if enough time passes, I start to actually feel hungry.
I don't know what it is, but I feel the irritation first and the hunger second. Am I alone in that?
My kids have learned to recognize it and McKay will often say, "Mom, do you need to eat something?"
The Husband will warn everyone that, "Mom is hangry. Better watch out."
Usually the word "hangry" prompts them all to either clear out and head for high ground or offer the beast some food.
It's like I'm an insatiable volcano - and they fear for their village if they don't offer some sort of sacrifice. Pretty much anything will work. As long as it's food. Or diet coke. Or both.
The Hangry? It feels sort of like the uncontrollable pregnancy hormones (though, um, no. Not what's causing it. I am not now, nor will I ever be again, thankyouverymuch). But it's like the Hangry is raging a war, and I am the vessel with which it attacks. I can no sooner control it than I can part the Red Sea.
Seriously, girlfriend has tried. (Tried controlling it. Not parting the Red Sea. Though it would be awesome if I could, right?)
Best thing to do is just not be hungry. Snack, drink lots of water, and stay on top of the beast.
Anyone else get the Hangry? Please say I am not alone in this?
SAY IT. OR I WILL EAT YOU.