Sunday, January 1, 2012

2012 is off to a good start

This morning, at the unholy hour of 7:42 in the a.m., the phone rang. Still reeling from the eating and napping hard partying I did last night, I begged the Husband not to answer it.

And, as he is occasionally wont to do, he chose not to listen to me.

[Thankfully.]

It was our bank calling. They wanted to double check that we actually did want to order those expensive hookers and a limo service in New Jersey before they authorized the charges on our credit card.

Seeing as how we are in Missouri, fun like that might be a little difficult to enjoy.

Lucky for us, our bank is vigilant and doesn't let little things like hookers and limos fly under the radar and go unnoticed. Not so lucky, however, for the identity thieves who are now sitting in Trenton wondering how in the world they will ever pay for their wild night with Sheila and Tiffanie.

But for us, I'd say we're off to a good start on our New Year's Resolution list: No more hookers or limo rides through New Jersey.

I think it's going to be a good year.

9 comments:

Jessica at Kids Napping? I'm Scrapping! said...

No more hookers or limo rides through New Jersey?! That's quite an ambitious resolution! Now what will you do for entertainment?!

Karey said...

I only hope I can be as successful as you are at keeping up those resolutions. I think you might be onto something.

Happy New Year and glad you were spared the expense of paying for someone else's naughty night.

Tristan said...

Well scratch that off the list ;-)

Julianna said...

Could I interest you in gambling at Foxwoods in CT?

Damn.

(as a total aside, next month, pull your credit report just in case.)

Lauren in GA said...

What? No more hookers? No more limo rides in New Jersey?

Your loss...


You make me smile. Happy New Year, my dear.

the wrath of khandrea said...

hookers are cash only. "escort services" take credit cards. i think it's important to establish the distinction.

danandcindy said...

Just flying home from a great New Years celebration in Jersey... Happy 2012 everybody!!!

brooke said...

Dan is hilarious. Next time, go high brow and enjoy Thunder Down Under in Vegas.

shilo said...

Oh, soooo good! Love it! How come only the crazies try to assume your identity? I'm with Brooke. Or just call my man Hugh instead.