Something about an apple? Not falling too far from...what was it exactly?
A few days ago, while driving in the car to church, the boys were bickering and competing with each other over highly controllable things like height and shoe size. Fed up with it, the Husband settled the debate for them with the following statement:
"Relax, boys. Your life is not a competition. But if it was? You'd both be losing to me anyway."