THEM: "Mom, can we go out and play in the backyard?"
ME: "Umm, no. Hello, it's raining?"
THE HUSBAND: "Why can't they go out? Let them do it. Don't say no. It won't hurt anything."
ME: Groan. Mumble. Curse silently.
Thirty minutes pass, and there is a knock at the back door. I open it to find this little cheery sight:
And that, my dear husband, is EXACTLY why I said no.