My middle son, Chase, has a slight obsession with all things military. And when I say slight, I mean he would literally sign up and head of...

I know you are all probably so sick of this vacation that you saw the title and clicked off to hunt for free porn. Nothing like days and day...

I can hardly bear the thought of getting on a plane and leaving this place, but the time has come. My face is puffy and swollen from all th...

When your children want to buy ukeleles for souvenirs, it is a good idea to make them wait until the last day of the trip. Instead of when ...

Let's just say the Road to Hana (or Road to Hell, as we are calling it) is now paved with something other than good intentions. It is pa...

Because I totally would if I were you. We are here on Maui and cannot get enough of the beach that is right outside our room. The boys are ...

It's five a.m. here and for the first time in my life, I don't mind getting up to see the sun rise. I may never come home.

And we are off...will be posting from the road via the wonderful people who invented the i-phone. In case you were wondering how the pre-tri...

[Anyone know the classic movie where that line comes from? I do. And every time I watch it, it makes me laugh so hard a little pee comes ...

The other day, I was driving somewhere with all three kids in the car. I listened quietly from the front seat to their happy banter,relishin...

So. I have decided it was wise not to kill my boys over the basement flood, even though they might have deserved it. I also forgave them whe...

Question: What happens when your boys decide to build a fort in the unfinished part of the basement near the air conditioners, and they shov...

Last week, I was lucky enough to get my hands on this gorgeous girl for a photo shoot. I'd had it on the books for a few weeks, and I wa...

A few days ago, I heard some clattering down in the kitchen. I flopped over and groggily looked at the clock, then immediately rolled over ...

Last week, as we do every year, we celebrated the Husband's birthday and Father's Day - all within a few days of each other. He has ...

We are thick in the throws of summer around here (though you'd hardly recognize it with all the thunderstorms plaguing the land) and I h...

A few weeks ago, I had the absolute pleasure of shooting this little pumpkin: Meet baby Maya. All eyes and smiles, this one. She cooed, b...

Dear i-tunes Hacker, While I am sure you think that you are completely clever for hacking into our i-tunes account, let me burst your bubble...

Me, pictured here with Oma's new Latin lover, Ender Thomas Last Saturday, Oma and I headed downtown to attend the Yanni Voices concer...

This past weekend was absolutely spectacular. Spectacular, if you don't count the vomit, fevers, and general plague that has inflicted t...

I have resigned myself to the inevitable. There are just certain things in my life that I have no say in, no matter how much I whine, beg, a...