Our town has a cupcake store that is dangerously close to my front door. Their cupcakes are good, but definitely not my drug of choice. (U...

This is my Grandpa Johnson. Isn't he handsome? He was a big man, about six-foot-two or six-foot-three, with broad shoulders and (when I...

Internets, we are full in the swing of the ONE TIME each year when I go off my rigid, healthy, vegetable-laden diet and indulge in sugar-fil...

Want to learn how to make these? Follow my 12-step program: Yeah. You're welcome.

All right, all right. I'll help you people out. Because I love you. And because it is my life's work to fatten the rest of you up ...

Tap. Tap. Is this thing on? Anybody out there? Well, I am back from my unplanned and very annoying hiatus. You will be happy to know that Ma...