I thought you all would like to know the end of the pretend, made up, and hypothetical story from yesterday. Ahem. Flash back to our fiction...

Let's just say you get a new car. And, because you are not excited about handing over a gazillion billion dollars in sales tax to your ...

This was going to be it. This time would be my last, I was sure of it. I stood in the endless line for the second time today, staring at the...